Second offender: Ladbrokes

What's this then, eh? Workmen in the caff? Sharing in good, honest chit chat no doubt.

Setting the world to rights. All over a cup of...

Nope, hang about, my mistake.

It's just Ally McCoist, Ian Wright, Chris Kamara and Lee Dixon.

They're footballers. It's all a lie.

There's some logic behind McCoist, Wright and Kamara.

Chatty, matey and blokey, they deal in nicknames and razor-sharp put downs ("Trust me on this one McCoisty","Not with those trousers Wrighty!").

But Lee Dixon? Had Ladbrokes never seen him on Match of the Day?

They'd have been better off asking Jay Leno to join in. He is on the neighbouring table after all.

Expect much, much more from the Ladbrokes forced banter factory.